Pros of dating me: I can cosplay your OTP with you.
My brother gave me a toast for getting my first job. #jackdaniels #job #celebration #hashtag
thegestianpoet:

My Son

pastel-cutie:

you’re cute but do you like anime?

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

hyperroos:

let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.

image

no.

image

no no. no no no no.

image

YES.

image

NOO.

bigbootybirch:

me: baby, come over.

bf: i can’t, i’m stuck on summoner’s rift.

me: my parents arent home.

bf: image

midsnacker:

Left 4 Propane